Blusting 

When something is blowing to the point that is irritating.

Man the air outside is blusting

Blusting by peleg51 April 8, 2015

baumstein 

An uncoordinated person who often drops things and breaks things due to his incoordination.

The baumstein dropped the vase.

baumstein by dbaum April 24, 2014

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

Blumpting by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

Ethel Baumstein by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

bumstein 

A person who is, or bears qualities similar to, one who lives on the streets and relies on others for all of his/her needs. Such needs include, but are not limited too, a constant, insatiable hunger, which thereby leads the person to require others to provide him/her with food, usually in excessive quantities, and the desire to be carried at all times in order to avoid all physical motion and effort. Scientifically, Bumsteins are incapable of converting calories into energy, thereby permitting them from performing any sort of physical motion of a useful nature.

The young lady in Communist Russia, though fully unaware of what Communism was, relied on the government like the bumstein that she was.

bumstein by Staunch Beast September 13, 2007

Blumptendo 

Getting a blowjob while playing a videogame of any kind.

I was getting this Blumptendo while online lastnight. I swear to god, just as I came, I no-scoped this noob halfway across the map.

Blumptendo by ClusterChuck October 13, 2011

Blumsin 

The act of shivering at a fast rate.

No past, future, or present tense.

"Do to the cold weather outside my nipples were hard and I was blumsin"

Blumsin by Toby Flaggleboinkers August 19, 2008