Top Definition
Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.
Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.
by y0m4m4 August 19, 2008
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