Blumming

When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.

"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."

by WhoMeNever April 1, 2015

Blumming

Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum

Babe I’m blumming or I’m going to blum

by Jewpurman July 14, 2020

Blumming

To screw up.
To screw someone in the ass
to screw someone over.

"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"

by Mike T 26101 August 1, 2007

Blumming

The act of sucking out a females ovaries through oral sex and then redistributing them into the woman's mouth with yours. Sometimes this occurs by force.

Curran: Hey, Deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?

Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.

Curran: Too bad.

*comences blumming*

by Asscabbage McGee July 2, 2013

Blum

Person who blue thumb reacts

I had 28 haha reacts on my meme and it was ruined by a blue thumb blum

by CrunchyCrew February 27, 2022

Will Blum

an immensely talented broadway actor with the most beautiful voice who just so happens to also be the hottest man in the world. He has played many roles, including Arnold in Torch Song Trilogy, Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice, Dewey Finn in School of Rock, Buddy in Elf, Elder Cunningham in Book of Mormon, and others.

"did you know that Will Blum is gay?"
"Yep, it's great for me since I am too 👀"

by vitaminwxter April 23, 2020

blum

Adj or Adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation.

After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.

by Sidarthur January 3, 2010