blowed up

1) Very busy, usually because to-dos weren't consolidated properly. (Used chiefly at a restaurant)
2) It can also refer to the crazy things a specific table wants you to do for them.
3) Sometimes, it can refer to other restaurant problems, like someone going crazy or something being broken.

1) "No. I'm blowed up. I have four tables now and was just double-sat. I have ten drinks to get out and two orders to put in."
2) "My table is blowed up. I just got them extra ketchup and mayo, the old guy is sending his steak back, and I have to get three refills."
3) "Don't bother Jen, she's blowed up right now."

by funshine912 February 4, 2009

blow up

forceful excertion of vomitus or fecal matter.

if you're gonna blow up in the bathroom, you'd better pick it up

by theo November 1, 2003

blow up

phrase used to suggest calling someone

Yo, where's Mike?
I don't know, blow him up.

by Joe Dizzle November 19, 2003

Blowed Up

This means not only to be stoned or drunk or pilled up, its a combination of one or another. This usually means to smoke weed until your mind is fucking warped and when that happens you cool yourself off with a 12 pack of beer, thusly completing the "blowed up" process. Practice this method with your friends and see what kind of interesting combinations you can come up with.

Gary: Dude I'm at Jr's gettin' blowed up. 6 percodan, 8 beers, and 4 bowls. Still standin' tall. BERNT. Don't talk shit about total!

Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

blow up

To cause to explode, usually using dynamite/TNT, grenades, etc.

A cure for everything.

Harry: Ron, I think my scar's hurting again.
Ron: Oh jolly good Harry, now we can blow it up.

by [ - stacys mom - ] October 29, 2003

blowed up

How you feel when you get too crossfaded, to the point where all you want to do is sleep, have sex, or eat.

Dude, I got so blowed up last night, that I ended up eating 3 granola bars and passing out at six...

by tegarrison September 14, 2018

Blow up

To force someone, often political prisoner to drink a cup of gasoline and then stabing them in the chest with a red hot blade on a 15-foot pole causing them to explode violently.

Person 1: Did you hear about when Vladimir Putin got some journalist to blow up because of what he wrote.
Person 2: Ya, that shit was on the news.

by BigBoySatin December 9, 2019