To vomit
like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you
may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with
shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked
meat, your
wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.