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a fish who has gills in the shape of an afro
mmmmm...... that bletsoe tastes nice
bletsoe by gretta spindal June 28, 2010
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White Collar Bledsoe 

When you go on mat leave or LTD, and are replaced by a younger, more competent person, and let go upon (or before) your return.
HR: I’m sorry, Ms. Washington, we have to terminate your employment for WCB reasons.

MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
White Collar Bledsoe by Mike109999 September 9, 2022

Bledsoe’d 

Replacing an injured star QB with a back up, and having the back up QB become the star QB
After Drew Bledsoe got injured, he became bledsoe’d as Tom Brady became the new starting QB for the Patriots
Bledsoe’d by <<Triple A>> October 20, 2021
Man, Harry is a total Bledsoe!
bledsoe by Gregorioson June 1, 2007

Hunter Bledsoe 

A teenage boy turning into a man. a man who broke my heart. always walking around like he's the shit thinking he runs everything and everyone. of course that was cool when he was going out with me. he would always hold my hand always have a hand on me...somewhere.he has the sexiest walk you could imagion. but then when he's done with you he goes out with one of your close friends and they always fall for him. for some reason the hand of a boy on you is just the greatest feeling in the world to a teenager girl. it makes you feel wanted loved needed. im guilty as oj.
"The other day, at Regan's party, Hunter Bledsoe grapped my ass and Kayla and him have been going out sense friday night. He is such and ass." said Ashlee. "Yeah i know he is such a player. huughh! it makes me sick. I would never go out with him!!!!! Or kiss him he made out trashy Courtney one time!!!"
Hunter Bledsoe by Kayla Doyle January 19, 2009
When you receive anal hemorrhaging resulting in a collapsed anal cavity denoted as a Bledsoe.
Wow that sex was amazing last my anus was so Bledsoe.
BLEDSOE by Bentley BledBoy February 23, 2020

Brew Bledsoe 

Yo dude you wanna gets some Brew Bledsoes for tonight?
Brew Bledsoe by devildog19 April 24, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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