Blastmonkeyed

A fraternity event that involves getting so intoxicated that you feel thee need to do something wild and outlandish.

David got so blastmonkeyed last night that he stole the greek letters off the Tri Lambda house.

Blastmonkeyed by FratHard August 9, 2010

beastcock 

1. Someone who is really tough/muscular

2. Someone who is really good at the thing that they do

1. "He would kick your ass!" "No he wouldn't" "Dude, he's so beastcock!"

2. "Wow man, you're beastcock at hackysack!"

beastcock by Moore/Boyle August 14, 2004

blastfuck

The act of planting an explosive on or in the male or female genetalia and igniting it.

First I knocked her unconscious, then I blastfucked her. You could hear the explosion for miles!

blastfuck by Fusionrock June 8, 2004

beatsock

a female who is short and light enough to be picked up and fucked senseless, requiring as little effort as beating off with a sock.

"Dude, look at that beatsock over there, I bet she weighs like 100 pounds!"

"Yeah you could totally throw her all over the place!"

beatsock by seewalk@ July 25, 2011

blastock 

Surname to few. The act of doing a Blastock (in terms of the Emily) include wearing the most psychedelic clothing, make up and accessories, falling asleep in corners at raves and having strange amounts of fruit, protein and gym sessions.

*at a rave*
"Were's *enter name*?"
"In the corner doing a Blastock"

"Them clothes are so Blastock"

"Your protein intake is almost a Blastock"

blastock by Psychedemily November 21, 2016

bastock

Two parents acting as raging lions in the bedroom, moaning is a must

Ashley likes when her parents Bastock.

bastock by Llabb February 22, 2014

blastmacking 

The sound made when you fart into a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Family dinner was ruined due to intense blastmacking.

blastmacking by Gerome turtlesndix September 5, 2016