Adjective.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010
by mfeinstein September 2, 2020
by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019
Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.
by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010
by Dicko Murp April 8, 2017
One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
by GF July 12, 2006
The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 27, 2022