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One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993
Category A-Lard or alard Category B-Lard or BLARD... Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners). "that meat was very high in blard."
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An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly. Man, Tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.
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adj. 1. boring out of your mind.
2. tasting bad, so bad, 99% of people may spit it out the minute it is put in your mouth. 3. stupid; idiotic. 4. pathetic, in the worst way. So blard... pathetic.
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1. n. Someone who is a blind retard
2. adj. A stupid thing that a blind person does. Matt and JJ were such blards when they didn't realize they had walked in to the wrong restaurant. That was a blard thing that Mike did when he walked in to the wrong person's hotel room.
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To get big and fat due to the aging process.(combines big and lard),going beyond the weight we put on as we age. " Hey Kent... have you seen Nate lately.... Dude is turning into a blard.".....
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