1 definition by Joey Zee

blard

An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.

Man, Tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.

by Joey Zee March 11, 2008