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One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).
"that meat was very high in blard."
by platform strange October 16, 2007
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An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.
Man, Tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.
by Joey Zee March 11, 2008
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To get big and fat due to the aging process.(combines big and lard),going beyond the weight we put on as we age.
" Hey Kent... have you seen Nate lately.... Dude is turning into a blard.".....
by jenny and nate September 02, 2005
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1. n. Someone who is a blind retard
2. adj. A stupid thing that a blind person does.
Matt and JJ were such blards when they didn't realize they had walked in to the wrong restaurant. That was a blard thing that Mike did when he walked in to the wrong person's hotel room.
by cynthialynn May 30, 2009
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adj. 1. boring out of your mind.
2. tasting bad, so bad, 99% of people may spit it out the minute it is put in your mouth.
3. stupid; idiotic.
4. pathetic, in the worst way.
So blard... pathetic.
by crazycracker1021 November 15, 2010
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