2 definitions by gypsy333

adj. rambling on non-stop about about nothing of value.
Nicole is always blarding and taking up my time, it's so annoying.
by gypsy333 November 19, 2020
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A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.
"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."
by gypsy333 May 10, 2014
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