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When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016
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bitcherrhea 

The condition when you just can't stop being a bitch, no matter who's talking to you or what they're saying. And the worst part is...YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!
Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
bitcherrhea by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009

Bitchard 

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010

Bitchdar 

Similar to gaydar, but with bitchy women.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl's smokin'. I'm going for it.
Guy 2: Don't try it dude, my bitchdar's going crazy. She's trouble.
Bitchdar by SpecialDark November 16, 2009

Bitchwarm 

Slightly warm. Not hot or cold. A weak warmth. Lukewarm.
Luke felt neither hot nor cold, but he hates acknowledging the word lukewarm's existence, so he'd say he is bitchwarm.

Devin wasn't too sure about Tyler's new fursuit. You could say he felt bitchwarm about it.
Bitchwarm by Bitchwarm Nomis August 29, 2019

The Bitch Ear

In your ear stretching/gauging process, it is that ONE EAR. it's the one that is more difficult to stretch, takes longer to heal, and just doesn't look as good as the other ear, and you experience much more discomfort with it. it's a total bitch because it just won't cooperate with you. therefore, it is known as The Bitch Ear.
guy#1 "dude ! my left ear hurt more than the right ear when i stretched it last night."

guy#2 "haha.....i see you've got THE BITCH EAR."
The Bitch Ear by Def Initionn August 18, 2009