Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of children (his only redeeming quality) and pretends to stick up for women, but, for the most part, is an angry, crusading idiot who goes on and on about "morality" despite his infamous phone sex incident and uses annoying catchphrases, such as "secular progressive" (SP's) and "sanctuary city", to pound ideas into the heads of his viewers and alienate those who oppose him.
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
in the words of Ludacris "hi mr. O'reilly. Don't forget to kiss the plaintiff an the wifey