19 definitions by D-Shiznit
An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
by D-Shiznit June 30, 2005
A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.
I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.
by D-Shiznit August 16, 2007
False information which is made out to be true by the media, or any other group of bullshit artists, including police officers. Although as a rule, propogandists spread their brand of bullshit intentionally, some people are so ignorant and hard-headed that they honestly beleive their own bullshit.
The show "COPS" is a load of propogandic bullshit that tries to make it seem like police are the good guys (as if they needed a further ego boost) and crimes, especially violent crimes, are only commited by black people, when neither is the whole truth.
by D-Shiznit June 25, 2005
Someone who says with their mouth that they have no god, but with their actions and attitude they worship themselves and thinks that anyone who disagrees is a complete moron.
Altough athiests love to shove the fact that "athiest" technically means without any god, the fact of the matter is that atheist worship themselves.
by D-Shiznit November 17, 2006
1. A man who has, or claims to have a large penis (usually used as an inaccurate self-description).
2. Someonee who is wealthy.
Used largely by ignorant people who have to try to use big words to make them feel smart, even if they don't know what the words mean.
2. Someonee who is wealthy.
Used largely by ignorant people who have to try to use big words to make them feel smart, even if they don't know what the words mean.
Person A: Don't be all trying to clown and shit nigga; I's endowed, so you best recognize, bitch!
Person B: Whatever it is that you THINK you're endowed with, it's obviously not an extensive vocabulary. And by the way, what does endowed mean anyways?
Person A: Dude! You's ignant! Endowed means I got a big dick!
Person B: No, that's incorrect word usage; endowed means being gifted with anything, not just a big dick you fuckin' ignoramus.
Person B: Whatever it is that you THINK you're endowed with, it's obviously not an extensive vocabulary. And by the way, what does endowed mean anyways?
Person A: Dude! You's ignant! Endowed means I got a big dick!
Person B: No, that's incorrect word usage; endowed means being gifted with anything, not just a big dick you fuckin' ignoramus.
by D-Shiznit June 27, 2005
The apparently foreign concept (at least in the the U.S.) that people should work hard to get the job done no matter how much they're being paid.
If people in this country had better work ethic, we wouldn't have to outsource and the illegal immigrants wouldn't be "stealing" jobs from us.
by D-Shiznit November 12, 2006