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Another word for crap, turd, shit etc...
I stepped in some Bill O'Reilly.

Can someone help me get this Bill O'Reilly off of my shoe?
by Bobby January 08, 2005
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Completely ignorant white male who thinks he knows everything. Almost comical diction when is he cutting liberal commentators off and sweet-talking the conservatives. Also, he likes to make every controversial issue black and white, when in fact issues labeled "controversial" imply that it has already been determined that there is no black and white answer. This man does not have a clue about the world.
Bill O'Reilly has to repeat everyday that he is "Fair and Balanced", because his extreme neo-conservative bias is apparent EVERYDAY.
by Anne Davenport January 10, 2005
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Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.
Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.
by thissounddefense August 26, 2005
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1. Living proof that evolution can reverse itself.

2. Proof that close-minded, ultra-conservative idiots should never be allowed on air.

3. The act of being completely and utterly wrong yet trying to "correct" and lambast someone who makes even the slightest sense.

4. The act of not being able to understand basic science and jumping to retarded conclusions (eg. Bill: "I do not understand why there are ocean tides. Therefore, God exists and anyone who disagrees is wrong.")

5. A republican nitwit that gives all republicans an even worse name than they already have.
Q) What do Bill O'Reilly and a jellyfish have in common?

A) They both have no brains, and their mouths are where their arseholes are too.
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The residual shit on the toilet tissue, sometimes mixed with blood, that persists no matter how much you wipe your ass. Sometimes it appears as a mysterious skid mark stain in your underwear despite using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe.
I wiped my ass raw and still ended up with Bill O'Reilly in my pants!
by T-RaceR February 15, 2012
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1. Someone who pompously tries to win arguments by talking over the other person despite making logical fallacies.
2. Named after the pompous FOX News anchor who keeps talking over his guests.
Guy 1: "Is Edgar an idiot or what? He keeps talking over me when I talk to him and he tells me I'm wrong without explaining why."
Guy 2: "Dude, just don't talk to him. He's just another Bill O'Reilly."
by jack555 November 11, 2011
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1. Any frumpy over-60 white male who loves a large dildo up his ass while talking dirty to employees on the phone.
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.
"Honey can you repeat that? I wanna do a "bill o'reilly" for the full effect."
by Michelle Mybell March 28, 2005
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