The 13 year old girl who sang the song Friday
, which has gone completely viral on youtube.
The lyrics to the song Friday
are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as,
"Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal"
"Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"
"We we we so excited"
the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare
Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber
seem like Pavarotti
In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher
look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties.
Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself.