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nom-de-bauchery 

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
nom-de-bauchery by Rogue Query August 12, 2010
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Bauchery 

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
Bauchery by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

Bauchery 

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'
Bauchery by The Human Bauch May 25, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026