Adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. Accentuate every normal consonant with
t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. There are
two varieties of Barthification: Normal and Extreme. Normal Barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when
read. Extreme Barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.
Named after the pioneer of Barthification,
Edward Alan Bartholomew.