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A term that has it's origins firmly rooted in the English public school system - it refers to one who constantly pleasures himself sexually, often with the aid of others or implements. derived from the term "masterbate"

"When playing soggy biscuit, beware of johnson as he is the Bat Master.."

bat master by Simon Trosper December 23, 2004

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mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

mastering the bat(e)man by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

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Batemaster

The master of masturbating.

The batemaster is the master of masturbating.

Batemaster by Batemaster March 8, 2009

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bitmaster

This title refers to someone who has enormous amounts of technical knowledge and can be considered a master of his domain. More specifically this title refers to an expert computer programmer.

As a last resort the software engineering department called in their regional bitmaster to help eradicate the bugs in their application.

bitmaster by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

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Beatmaster

1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.

1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'

Beatmaster by The Lion King January 29, 2005

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beatmaster

The famous drummer of Close To Home the beatmaster

Justin is the only real beatmaster.

beatmaster by jdubbbba December 6, 2006

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Baitmaster

Someone who is really good at getting the opposite sex

Wow Terrence burns is a BAITMASTER

Baitmaster by Lisa Cole March 30, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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