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battletech 

Originating around about 1984, Battletech is a game set between 28th and the 32nd centuries (depending on what era you choose to set your battle in) pitting interstellar powers against each other. The main weapon of choice is the Battlemech: a 6 story tall walking tank ranging in weight from 20 to 100 tons that carry varrying weapons loadouts depending on the mission at hand. Battlemechs come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are built for speed, while others are built for firepower or a combination of both. There are also an assortment of tanks, support vehicles, artillery pieces, battle armor infantry and a myriad of other units that can be used to play as well. At first the game was played by moving pewter mechs (some of the really old ones are made of lead) on a map with the objective of destroying your enemy. Battletech expanded to the Mechwarrior RPG, the Mechwarrior PC and console gaming series, the now-defunct Battletech Collectable Card Game, and the more recent Mechwarrior: The Dark Age, which is similar in concept to Marvel Heroclix.
"I was playin Battletech over at Clint's the other day, and I blew the head off his Atlas with one of my Thunder Hawk's Gauss Rifles. He wasn't very happy, lol."
battletech by bigjimdx September 16, 2005
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battletoads 

Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.

Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.
WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*
battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007

Bartletted 

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.
John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
Bartletted by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

BattleToading

To beat someone using a leg torn off a robot. This is a reference to the classic BattleToads game for the NES.
I caught someone breaking into the robotics lab, so I grabbed the nearest limb and he quickly became a victim of BattleToading.
BattleToading by DelColle June 4, 2009

Battletask 

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.
A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"
Battletask by supernova4 February 28, 2011

Dan Kingsley Bartlett 

A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.
Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.

Joe Bartlett 

A name given to a little schmuck. Often seen with his accomplices with his hoodie up.
Joe Bartlett by Langer69 November 16, 2018