by John Friedmann November 25, 2006
An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.
I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.
by Willis Shepherd August 22, 2008
anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it urbandictionary.com
N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!
N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!
by THE FACE! January 4, 2006
by whackadoo January 21, 2015
Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.
by valvespout August 4, 2005
1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"
by the anti-bartlett January 2, 2006
A man who acts camp/homesexual/gay but has not yet come out of the closet or it is not known whether they are homesexual.
In some circumstances, a bartlett can mean a gay as well.
In some circumstances, a bartlett can mean a gay as well.
I looked across at him.. I could tell he was a bartlett by the way he interacted with those girls
What a bartlett!
What a bartlett!
by Words_man September 28, 2010