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THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!
Barney will devour your soul!!
by Cortana Dragoon June 24, 2005
A school director sent from hell whose hobby is to procrastinate and hide in her cave. She is also a compulsive liar, so beware.
Student 1: Hoy, ga ano ka da? (Hey, what are you doing?)
Student 2: Gahulat kay Barney, pa pirma ko tani promi ko(I'm waiting for Barney, so that she can sign my promissory note.)
Student 1: Haha, di nlng mig. busy sya kuno. di ma distorbo (Haha, there's no need friend. You cannot disturb her, she's busy.
by ihatebarney August 02, 2011
1) A purple dinosaur who sells drugs, which are in his tail, to little children.

2) A bot from half life who yells "AWWW CRAP INCOMING!"
whoah joshua! where did you get that cocain?

From Barney!
by Greencow67 December 09, 2010
a noob,derp or clumpnugget
guy 1: what a day
barney:i love u u love me we a big happy faimy
guy1: shut up you homosexual noob
by derpdog April 28, 2012
another term for weed
"Were headin over to Franks place to smoke some Barney"
by mixmasta08 December 06, 2008
A Thin Ginger Drunk Person
Hey look there goes a Barney
by Cyril Snear August 22, 2007
It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?
Rick: When are you gonna stop calling me a barney?
Turtle: When you're not a barney anymore, barney.


Rick: So this is where you work Turtle?
Turtle: Only when da surf's bad, Barney. Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works!
by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006
Mocking; hopefully offensive name used for gamers playing the Vanu Sovereignty empire in the MMO game Planetside. Vanu soldiers are dressed in purple.
Stinkin' barneys are at it again, hacking our bases. I hate those spammers.
by Pac July 02, 2004