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1.Something often found in Wendy's Chili.

2.The main body part needed when you want to finger yourself.

3.A wierd bone which sprouted out of your hand... It's of no use cut the f-cking thing off.
1."Oh my God... There's a finger in my chili.." "How the hell...?" "I don't know shit man, I swear all I did was take a dump in the chili. I don't remember anything about no finger."

2.That guy is totally fingering himself in Mc Donalds!

3.Halle Berry often uses her finger to shove it into her crotch, then her ass and then back into her mouth. Afterwards she usually moans in orgasmic pleasure.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

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1.A game were you someone asks you truth or dare, if you answer truth, then you absolutely have to tell the truth on whatever they ask. If you choose dare, you have to do what they dared you to.

The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.
1.
Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!
by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005

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1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.

2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.

3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.
1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.

2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"

3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

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1.A mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. Sometimes he'll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then hell take a huge hairy ass piece of shit on your couch.

2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.

3.Another word for a britain hose.
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1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.

2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown

3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.
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1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
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1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005

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1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005

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