Barney-Be 

A Barney-Be is someone who acts and/or says things that l Neil Patrick Harris' charactor, off of How I Met Your Mother, Barney Stinson would say, or does say. So basically it's a Barney Wanna Be.

person 1: See the guys in those suits, who yelled at us to "suit up"? They have a name!
person 2: what?
Person 1: They are Barney-Be's!

Barney-Be by seacucumberlover January 25, 2010

one barney better 

to outdo someone else. an irish saying.

Nina: I ate 12 donuts today.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.

one barney better by Ellabella824 September 22, 2005

Barney the belt 

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

Barney the belt by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

I'll be Barned 

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"

"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"

I'll be Barned by Supreme Dictator V June 19, 2008

Barney's Beard 

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

Barney's Beard by AmyMay January 7, 2008

Bebop Barney 

A phrase which can be used when demanding a lighter or when wanting to excite a Labrador.

And Alfador yelled: "Bebop Barney!"
And retrieved both his lighter and excited Labrador.

Bebop Barney by Mr. Weegels April 13, 2005

Barley Beard 

The pussy hair of a girl who has who only has sex after consuming mass quantities of beer, ale or malt liquor

Man, me and Monica were going out for weeks and I got Nothing. Then she put away a twelver of Old Mil and I couldn't keep her Barley Beard off my face.

Barley Beard by Eldo76 November 20, 2010