Barney

slang for Trouble, b/c it rhymes with Barney Rubble

"we got caught putting koolaid in the pool, so now we're in Barney."

by Ocean's11 June 12, 2003

Barneys

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

by Maybelline October 7, 2007

Barney

The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.

CS lives because of Barney.

by Seth August 4, 2004

Barney

A stupid purple dionasour benr on taking over the minds of little kids.

My sister did a barney yeterday.

by Mister bunnywiggles February 26, 2005

Barney

Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat

Person 1 - "Wow he's really putting away the cakes"

Person 2 - "Yeah he's such a Barney"

by the lobster king June 2, 2010

Barney

Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.

Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*

by Sailor Star February 21, 2005

Barney

A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.

Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!

Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!

Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!

by imnotreallysure69 December 29, 2009