barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017

Barch

An attack strategy in the popular mobile game Clash of Clans where the attacker uses both barbarians and archers, usually spreading them around the defenders base in a circle.

Dang! Some guy used a barch attack on my base and stole all my loot!

by WJ_Raider June 28, 2018

Barch

A combo-word of Bitch and Bark.

I wish she would shut her mouth and stop barching about what happened last night!

by KoolKritter February 13, 2022

barch

When a person is rudely and fiercly introduced to another persons bare ass and proceeds to be on the receiving end of a nasty and most unpleasant fart.

"Did you see that? Murph just go barched!"

by Hius Enauk April 3, 2005

barch

A fart that rather than being expelled through the anus is released through the mouth, emitting a smell so vile that the barcher also vomits.

Something doesn't feel right, I think I'm going to barch.

by statue_bro May 19, 2016

barch

1) Bachelor of Architecture
2) Bitch

1) I see you have a BArch
2) You are a barch

by Nick BDD July 5, 2006

barch

another way to say bitch

"you stupid bitch" or "you stupid B-Arch"

by donli December 11, 2003