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Common name for a 750ML bottle of hard liquor in the East Cost of Canada. Can be defined as 32 ounces, 4 cups, 2 pints, or 1 quart.
we went to the licquor store and bought a quart of vodka.
#booze #liquor #alcohol #drunk #40
by Evan D.A. June 28, 2006
noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.
#fart #queef #quief #queaf #flatulence #vart
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
Quarter Ounce of Marijuana (consumer amount roughly 7-7.5 grams)
Motherfucking dealer ripped me off, I wanted a quart but only got a 50!
#weed #bud #marijuana #weights #pot #four twenty #420
by JosephOfNewLeinster October 02, 2008
pronounced QUA- ART. i small queef fallowed by a large vaginal discharge up to a quart
i was taking a bath with my girlfriend when she quarted in the tub, i threw up on her titz to even out the disgustingness of our what was meant to be a romantic 1 year anniversary. i took both towels and left her.
#queef #shart #vagina #fart #shit
by lord choddington January 08, 2011
noun: a puff of air originating from the rectum but released from the vagina, i.e. a fart redirected to the vagina.

verb: to produce or emit a quart.

NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
Helen held her asscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her fistula, she couldn't help but let a huge quart insted.
#fart #queef #quief #queaf #flatulence #vart #pussy #vagina #fistula #ass #rectum
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
When you queef so hard you shart out vaginal fluids.
She quarted all over my face and I threw up all over. Not only that but my face is infected with all different STD's.
#queef #shart #vagina #fluids #gross
by Blackmanjo May 24, 2010
Noun. To go for a quart in Cork, Ireland means to go to a bar for two pints.
Do you want to go out tonight?

Yes I do but I have work early so I'll just go for a quart.
#qrt #kwart #qwert #qtr #quarte
by KGGS2 August 05, 2011
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