barbitry

The study of hair and how to cut it.

I just got my PhD in barbitry.

barbitry by danglebee August 18, 2011

barbitration 

A non-court hearing-and-decision procedure regarding spiky hooks or fence-wire.

Da term "barbitration" can also refer to how you may feel emotionally "pricked and scratched" after said legal proceeding.

barbitration by QuacksO March 6, 2023