Bawbaggery 

From the Scottish slang word "bawbag", meaning (literally) scrotum (ball-bag) and (figuratively) idiot.

Bawbaggery is the result of all of life's obstacles, bureaucracy and annoyances.

These are usually the result of (and for the benefit of) officious, awkward bawbags.

Speed cameras, offside decisions and middle-managers are good examples of bawbaggery but the word can be used to define the bigger issues that cause life to be less than it could be.

Working for a living is bawbaggery of the highest order.

Bawbaggery by Steve Jesus June 4, 2007

bawbaggery 

The act of being a bawbag or a complete dick.
Never a nice person, always someone that you'd like to see get said baws kicked baws being balls. So a bawbag is a scumbag. But the act of bawbaggery is walking about acting like a bawbag. Generally annoying the whole population.

Me: There that wee bawbag has just stole that wee guys bike
Mate: Ho bawbag give that wean his bike back
Us: That was just a pure bawbaggery act there, wee bawbag.

bawbaggery by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

Barbanger 

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

Barbanger by wardswords November 30, 2016

not bawbaggery

Obviously (and not unreasonably), the opposite of bawbaggery. A good description is the antonym of bawbaggery, sackage. This "non"-definition exists mainly as a sarcastic play on words. Rather than using a positive word, the user mocks the negativity, by adding the prefix "not". Often, this phrase is a act of defiance towards the officious, annoying idiots that conspire to make life awkward.

"The local authority overturned the parking ticket some bawbag put on the ambulance when we stopped for bacon rolls, that's not bawbaggery!"

"A good beer at lunchtime, not bawbaggery, ahoy!"

not bawbaggery by Steve Jesus February 26, 2008

Bad Badger 

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".

Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.

Bad Badger by AWDracer June 22, 2009

Badanger 

(pronounced ba-dang-er)
A fingerlike structure that pops out of your head when you think the same thought or say the same thing as someone else.

Lauren: "I want some Wendy's right now.."
Amanda: "I was JUST thinking that!"
Lauren: "OMG! Badanger!"

Badanger by pundis May 1, 2009

bedbadger 

Someone who spends a lot of time in bed sleeping or lazing around.

The term is generally used affectionately, and refers to people that are cuddly and laid back (which explains why they stay in bed for so long).

Bedbadger probably arises from the fact (or myth?) that badgers spend a lot of time sleeping.

I went to see my girlfriend this morning. She was still all snuggled up under the blankets, that bedbadger.

bedbadger by malathia April 14, 2006