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The most tastiest food on earth, humans drool at the sight of it. The smell is incredible, only comes second to the taste. bacon can be eaten just about anytime and at any place. Any sane person could not turn down bacon if offered.
I am eating a bacon sandwich.
I love bacon.
I wanna have sex with bacon
by the moose! February 10, 2010
55 27
meat product consumed by millions of people worldwide. Very fatty and unhealthy, but delicious. Referenced incessantly on T-Shirts modeled on urbandictionary.com. For example...BACON MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER and YOU HAD ME AT BACON. Stupidest looking shirts I have seen in a while. Nobody I know gets it, and can't imagine they are selling too well
Me: Those stupid bacon tees keep popping up on the side of the screen while I am entertaining myself on urbandictionary.com. I really wish there weren't so many stupid banner ads on this website.

Kelly: Yeah I know, but what are you gonna do? They are stupid though
by bontifoli January 10, 2010
66 43
God's gift to man
Jim: i feel bad for observant jews, they can't enjoy bacon
Tim: indeed. let's go mourn their loss by making a bacon sandwich
by pbfoot December 11, 2009
37 14
edible sex
no one can resist the taste of Bacon.. it's just too good
by FallingDownInDarkness December 29, 2010
29 12
Pure holy greasy love
Bob: Hey, Sorry your mom died.

Steve: It's fine, I ate some bacon.
by baconlover2010 February 02, 2010
48 32
the police
other slang: pigs, fuzz
Blue: What you need, homey?
Jake: Crack. about 20 bucks worth.
Blue: Crack?! Smells like bacon in this muthafucka! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie.
by teh pwnerer November 28, 2004
186 170
Porky, salty, greasy goodness for any time of day.

see also Kevin Waltman
I could totally go for some bacon right now. Mmmm..hot, salty and greasy in my mouth.
by The Shiny Apple May 20, 2011
21 6