Facts about Bacon:
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.
1. Smells like bacon, rookie.
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari