astrotard 

1. A super 'tard.

2. Someone who messes up so bad they cannot even ride the short bus.

Jimmy(not real name), decided he had his truck paid off and did not need any insurance save liability. On the way home from the BBQ decided to take the grill home for his buddies. However the coals were still hot and the wind on the freeway knocked over the grill and excited the burning coals. Setting his truck on fire. Jimmy must have looked like a real astrotard standing beside the road watching his truck burn. True story.

astrotard by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

AstroMind 

Small streetwear brand that is lit as hell💫🖤
shop: astromind.co

-Bro did u cop the las astromind hoodie??🥵
-Yessir🤩

AstroMind by Cloper November 3, 2018

astroman

A sexually confused man that makes references to space docking.

Chad aka "astroman", has a space docking fetish.

astroman by rubberduckey November 24, 2009

Astroman

An evil man who appears in little scrawny skater boys closets, makes them take off all of their clothes and hide under the covers until morning.

"OH NO, HE'S BACK!"
"Who?"
"I"M CALLING THE POLICE, IT'S ASTROMAN!"

Astroman by helen_the_hippo March 10, 2021

man or astroman 

The band that takes surf rock to a whole different level - into space.
Gotta love 'em.

Within the mainframe, impaired vision from inoperable cataracts can become a new impending nepotism

Phillip K. Dick in the pet section of Wal-Mart

man or astroman by The one who knows best January 19, 2004

astrolabia 

An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.

According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.

astrolabia by QuacksO October 23, 2018

astroplane 

To reach a euphoric state of consciousness while attaining a oneness with self.

The boy had finally done it, having experienced the love of a woman for the first time, he begain to astroplane as he fell into a deep sleep.

astroplane by Lincoln Thompson November 22, 2006