astrotard 

1. A super 'tard.

2. Someone who messes up so bad they cannot even ride the short bus.

Jimmy(not real name), decided he had his truck paid off and did not need any insurance save liability. On the way home from the BBQ decided to take the grill home for his buddies. However the coals were still hot and the wind on the freeway knocked over the grill and excited the burning coals. Setting his truck on fire. Jimmy must have looked like a real astrotard standing beside the road watching his truck burn. True story.

astrotard by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

Astroturfing 

Astroturfing is a sex act involving rubbing a shaved head on a partner's vagina or anus for pleasure.

Ever since Helen shaved her head we've been experimenting with astroturfing her scalp against my clit and it makes me come so hard!

Astroturfing by iloveastroturfing April 24, 2017

Astrotrain 

A member of the Decepticon army, this robot specializes in Military Transportation. A triple-changer, Astrotrain has the ability to transform into both a train locomotive and a space shuttle, providing fast and efficient transport for his fellow Decepticons.

2) To have a confusing nature.

3) To posess two different alternate modes.

1) Astrotrain, get us out of here!

2) He's a weirdo, a total Astrotrain.

3) Dude, check out this new Transformer! Two alternate modes, it's all Astrotrain!

Astrotrain by Ascot July 19, 2003

astroturf 

Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive.

The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to criticism, and writing to politicians in support of the cause.

Astroturfing is the opposite of "grassroots", genuine public support of an issue.

Mike, admit you just got caught astroturfing. You're just pimping your own blog.

Microsoft didn't have grassroots support, so they created astroturf support.

astroturf by holloway August 17, 2004

astroturf promotion 

faux-grassroots promotion, usually hiding a corporate advertising or marketing movement. May also cover corporate graffiti.

The recent "leaking" of fall pilots to YouTube is shameless astroturf promotion.

astroturf promotion by Dancomono July 17, 2006

AstroTatting 

The act of smoking marijuana, and then watching a muted version of the 2d Japanese "Astroboy" cartoon, while listening to the music of Ratatat simultaneously. The music and the cartoon eerily tend to sync up, no matter the start time of either.

Note- Most effective when performed as a night cap after a thorough night of drinking. In other words, a "passive" weed activity.

Dude, you guys were up laaaaate last night!

-Yeah, well we didn't get home til four and then we were AstroTatting for at least an hour.

AstroTatting by AstroBoy39 June 15, 2010

Astrotravy

A motherfuckin rager niggggaaa

ASTROTRAVY MOTHER EFFIN GOATT

Astrotravy by LAFLAMERAGER2020 January 28, 2020