asstronomy 

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anal bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.

After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.

asstronomy by Bennett doctor in asstronomy February 10, 2006

Asstronomy 

Tronomy means 'the branch of science which deals with celestial objects, space, and the physical universe as a whole'

Therefore, Asstronomy means branch of science that mainly consist of the planet Uranus.

The study of asstronomy is basically about Uranus

Asstronomy by user0690 November 5, 2022

asstronomy 

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anus bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.

After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOU ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.

asstronomy by Benny doctor in asstronomy January 4, 2006

asstronomy 

A scientific study of da particular positions of various people's behinds.

I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.

asstronomy by QuacksO December 22, 2021

asstronomy 

Da study of "moons".

It's a free country, and so if you wanna pursue a career in asstronomy, there's no law to stop ya --- just be aware, though, dat few people perceive any value in dat crap, and so sooner or later you'll likely get "mooned" by one or more derisive observers.

asstronomy by QuacksO March 30, 2025

asstronomy

Da study of da planet Uranus.

Not all humans appreciate having you observe their posteriors --- either up-close or with a telescope --- and so if you persist in partaking of said "asstronomy", you may eventually either get "mooned" or have a loud/odiferous fart directed your way!

asstronomy by QuacksO March 30, 2026

Astronomia 

The thing that happens when you're about to die.

Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*

Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020