asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

asspirate by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

asspirate by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

Asspiration 

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

Asspiration by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

Asspiration 

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

Asspiration by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

asspirate

One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.

asspirate by alan partridge January 19, 2003

naturally aspirated 

a car that is not running a supercharger or turbo charger

fuckface1:yo is that car naturally aspirated?!?!?! its pretty fast.
me:yeh but thats why it keeps gettin fuckin smoked by my rb25det s13!!

naturally aspirated by S13DR1FTK1NG September 19, 2006

asspirate

a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.

"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.

asspirate by Ozzy21 June 25, 2005