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Assphyxiation
Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009
Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies
A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.
Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019
asphyxiophilia
The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not to be confused with auto-erotic asphixiation that is performed during solo masturbation.
asphyxiophilia by Vladzilla January 12, 2007
Asphyxiation of Children
Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting.
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
Asphyxiation of Children by SomeOriginalPseudonym May 17, 2021
Asphyxia 8
One member of a small group of FAQs (Fierce Afrikan Queens) congregated in New York City with a satellite outpost in Philadelphia. Other known members include Vagenda H. Christ, Debris Huxtable and Mo'Niques Fiancé. A loosely organized posse, the FAQs' prime objective is to keeps it real.
As a Queen who identifies as both Fierce and Afrikan, Asphyxia 8 was invited to join the infamous FAQ collective back in 2005. Not only has she kept it real in NYC since, but has assumed a leadership role as an international FAQ emissary, spokes model, spiritual guru and outspoken Barack Obama supporter.
Asphyxia 8 by Asphyxia 8 Mile January 22, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"