ass backward 

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

ass backward by marty767 September 23, 2006

assbackwards 

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

assbackwards by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

assbackwards 

A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".

Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.

assbackwards by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt 

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020

assbackards 

synonym and alternate pronunciation for: ass backwards

He looked up assbackards on urban dictionary and some kind bloke had added a redirect to ass backwards for him.

assbackards by Mart2038 May 21, 2015