1. (Noun): a person who is hired to kill someone for money
2. (Noun): a person who kills someone because they don't like that person
3. (Proper Noun; Fiction(maybe): A member of an ancient order that is at constant war with the Knights Templar, where the largest battles are highlighted by the game series Assassin's Creed
The first Assassins were Adam and Eve as reveiled in The Truth
Man 1: will you kill this man for me
Woman 1: yes, for $10,000
John Booth, the assassin that killed Abe Lincon
Kid 1: the Assassin's Creed video game is awesome!
Kid 2: ye it is!
1. A contract killer.
2. The best type of girlfriend to have. If you have an assassin girlfriend, you got twice the ass for the price of one.
1. Are you a real assassin? Bill at the office has been bugging me, can you fix that?
2. To get an assassin girlfriend is way better than getting a BOOBY TRAP
it is a sex position that involves either the male or female to eat out the other persons ass.
if she is licking his ass hole then he is assassinating her.
Two asses that are in.
Get that assassin, we need three for the party!
Stems that infiltrate freshly rolled blunts or joints causing damage by puncturing the leaf and creating a hole, resulting in your friends calling you an amateur
"There's a hole is this blunt! Damn assassins, Johnny you suck at rollin."
a person who will kill you, but has the most hillarious word in the human language.
why sir the assassin may be oh so clever but when they kill you atleast they'll be taking you from behind.
A gentleman with the unique skill of "Breaking In" Woman to the act of anal sex for their first time. Generally, causing the women to develop a great liking to the act, therereby creating what is otherwise known as "Ass Mongers" out of the women.
Assassins generally share alot of the same characteristics as the "Ass Weasel"
That Assassin's broken her in so well that she needs the ass just to get herself off....Well, this must suit his needs just perfectly!