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assamonger 

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.
Jon Remple is an assamonger.
assamonger by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006
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Assamow is a website run by a person often reffered to as mow.
By users it is used for looking up keycodes and milling them, while the owner uses it to flex.
The website was started around 2014, but the domain was registered a long time before that, it also contains some pdf documents about security features of several hi-sec locks and manipulation guides for them
person a:Man how do you pick the Assa Desmo?
person b: Go check assamow i thing there is a pdf about that.
A word used to insult, such as,"Asshole!" and "Fuckface"

This came about in IRC when an IRCop killed someone.
<-- Axzor has quit (irc.unhandledexceptions.com Local kill by Pyr0t3ch (Testing ))
<Axzor> You assmoe.
assmoe by Dan August 14, 2004

assametized 

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)
Man that hot model has me assametized!
assametized by sgrenzow September 1, 2009
Someone whose achieved perfection in every realm of human endeavour. Whether it may be intellect, fitness or dick size. This man has it all.
Assamee is goated
Assamee by _God Amongst Men_ December 11, 2023

mudda assahoe 

Asian man: MUDDA ASSAHOE
Me: O:
mudda assahoe by diahhreahpants January 19, 2022