assametized

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)

Man that hot model has me assametized!

assametized by sgrenzow September 1, 2009

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assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

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assametized • assmatized • assmerized • Assmitized

assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).

Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.

assmerized by adzling21 August 18, 2010

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Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

Assmitized by Thee king May 6, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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