ass-hat

One whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

Leave 'em alone, asshat!

by Iceburg124 December 22, 2004

ass-hat

A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.

Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."

by Danyill June 1, 2007

ass-hat

Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.

"That ass-hat just switched across three lanes of superhighway! Augh!"

by Tanis Nikana December 27, 2008

ass-hat

Less Than Three

What guys think the Heart symbol in chatting is. <3

Jen: I <3 You

Mike: What? Why do you ass-hat me?

by GX2 April 19, 2005

ass-hat

1)one who retains ass-like qualities or pratices ass-hatery

2)a device used to compress or hold extreme amounts of feces in the caranium

see @55 H47

"You ass-hat put that staple-gun down!"

by DonkeyThunder February 22, 2003

ass-hat

the out come of a practice of wearing something sphincterally tight around one's head, cutting off the blood flow and dramatically lowering social skills.

"Barry you ass-hat, what did you do that for"

by MyMateSue November 11, 2005

ass-hat

tattoo above the ass-crack. Generally found on women.

When she leaned over, her shirt pulled up in the back revealing her ass-hat.

by stanger February 23, 2004