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2 definitions by Tanis Nikana

Noun. A person who is considered a friend, who also exists in the real world, i.e. made of meat, as opposed to being made of bits.
Yeah, Mike's my good friend. We met on the internet, but then when I met him in person, he became my meatfriend.
by Tanis Nikana September 09, 2008
Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.
"That ass-hat just switched across three lanes of superhighway! Augh!"
by Tanis Nikana May 14, 2007