ass thatch 

A thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer

man that girls got ass thatch

ass thatch by nick December 7, 2003

Asshatchery 

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008

Assthathicc 

A beautiful, voluminous pair of buttocks in great shape.

I don't have just "a nice butt" I have a good assthathicc

Assthathicc by DieBroodtGuy August 5, 2020