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Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.
Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...
by Chronnie December 15, 2007
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