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1. thatch
A really hairy twat.
Damn, she's got a thatch!!
by Keeri Jan 9, 2004 add a video
2. Thatch
Two thighs that look like a snatch. (Vagina)
Man, did you see that fat girl?
Yeah, she definitely has a Thatch.
3. Thatch
Never a heifah twat or drug. Just a simple last name for black beautiful people
Nigel Thatch
4. Thatch
A peculiar bouquet of butthole hairs inadvertently left on the toilet seat where the bung typically rests.

ass hair toilet dookie Shit
OMG! Viet Doan left a thatch on the toilet seat and didn’t even bother to clean it up before I could blast a dook.
5. thatch
A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".
"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"
by Nick Sep 12, 2004 add a video
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