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Fake Ass Mom 

A mom who never takes care of her kid. Yet, she puts her step-son, and husband on a pedestal. She would pay thousands of dollars for her step-son to please her husband, but her real daughter to her is just a bitch ass piece of trash that doesn't matter. Don't fucking consider this kind of mom a mom.
Person 1: _____ is a fucking fake ass mom. I heard she spend 2000 dollars on her step-son, for school clothes, and didn't get her daughter anything for school.

Person 2: What a bitch!

basic ass mom friend 

They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....

Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend
basic ass mom friend by Sarahpaige October 26, 2017
A young person who has, well, an ass like a mom has.
A: Hey fathead, check out the mom ass on that broad at 3 o clock
B: Yikes that is indeed some serious mom ass
mom ass by Freddy Z July 4, 2005
What becomes of a butt wearing Mom Jeans.

This is encouraged by pulling your jeans up to your belly button. You will notice that the ass looks elongated and flat.

This is not sexy. This is not even attractive.
Girl, you've got Mom Ass in those jeans!
Mom Ass by saltydogg087 October 27, 2010
Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.
*drive by a really hott mother.
MOM AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
mom ass by phenompyrus April 21, 2004
A mom's ass that looks like it was destroyed in the 80s and 90s and looks like a diaper. Especially when she wears sweat pants. Droops ever downward and looks and smells like cottage cheese. Sometimes, looks like a box when wearing tight jeans.
(Kid 1) Your not very nice .
(Kid 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MOM ASS
(Kid1) Well I'll give you that one.
Mom Ass by xX_BigDicc69_Xx March 5, 2018