When you lie like a plank of wood dreaming of getting fucked on a 6 grand couch, sitting in your empty living room with 1 piece of furniture still obsessing over your ex on a two hunned pound couch wondering how to pay your coke debt
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.