anger beard 

A beard grown as a physical manifestation of one's disgust or disappointment with life.

This lousy world doesn't deserve to see my face so I'm growing an anger beard.

anger beard by alrazor November 5, 2009

angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)

I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.

angel's beard by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016