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analtality 

Analtality:

1. a disaster resulting in death by anal intercourse.
2. a death resulting from such an occurrence: a rise in brutal analtalities.
3. an exaggerated account of anal intercourse: she suffered an analtality when I performed anal sex on her.
a. She died as a result of analtality during an extreme session of anal intercourse.

b. Teenage analtality is at an all time high as more young teenagers are experimenting in anal intercourse without proper lubrication and training.

c. Some sex toy manufactorers have "no liability" statements on their product packagings, protecting them from any analtalities that may result from use of their oversized anal toys.
analtality by DanielPatterson July 20, 2008

analtivity 

An activity at which one is completely anal about.
Making sure end users lock their computers when they walk away is the IT manager's favorite analtivity.
analtivity by sn0d0g November 13, 2010

anal cavity 

I asked Ben how many fingers he could fit up his anal cavity.
anal cavity by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005

anal cavity 

The anal cavity is what legendary internet superstar prankster Tyrone Biggums would teabag.
Imma teabag your anal cavity.
anal cavity by Delicious_Cake June 10, 2009

anal cavity 

the area inside the anus.
specifically the final run of the colon or small intestine.
passage commonly used by arse pirates and butt monkeys alike.
"help me doctor your forceps are stuck in my anal cavity"
anal cavity by ulises May 22, 2004

anal cavity 

The cavities you get in your teeth from eating too much ass hole.
Your teeth rot out of your mouth because you've been eating too much ass hole. "Yo James, did you hear Mary got an anal cavity, I heard all of her teeth fell out of her mouth after her anal feast."
anal cavity by Anal Rippler August 27, 2013